i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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