I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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