i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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