i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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