you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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