Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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