My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
