oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I AM VODKA MAN
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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