what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
They took my balls.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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