how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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