Moan for me like Helen Keller
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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