32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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