Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Woke up backwards on a recliner
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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