So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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