I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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