On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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