This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
