im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
you never un-have a 4some
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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