hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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