weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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