and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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