i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Just cropdusted the office
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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