I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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