Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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