Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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