office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You ate ashes out of my bong
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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