Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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