no you cant smoke seaweed
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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