he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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