I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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