Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Floor bacon is actually really good
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