Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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