ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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