About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
bring money and cleavage
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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