bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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