No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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