im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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