Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize