i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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