In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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