Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Your penis caused this!
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