She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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