it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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