Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Where is the hickey?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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