Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Actions speak louder than pants.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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