I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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