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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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