what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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