strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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