Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Less talking, more tequila
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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