So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
