You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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