we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
