yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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