It's like God shit irony all over that family
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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