If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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